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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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