The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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