This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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