My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
