I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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