the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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