I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My life is pants optional.
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