I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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