I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
