i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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