Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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