Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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