what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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