He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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