He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
love makes seman taste better
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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