Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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