I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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