I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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