K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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