I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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