So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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