im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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