is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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