dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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