seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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