Just mADE A PArabola og urine
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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