Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you