it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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