It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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