I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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