Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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