Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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