i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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