I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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