im about as happy as oj after his trial
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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