You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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