you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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