When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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