I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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