I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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