This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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