so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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