I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I need a beard to bite.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
