i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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