it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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