ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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