Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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