it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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