You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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