his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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