I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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