it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
They took my balls.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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