She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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