I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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