the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
